my name is shannah, it doesn't really rhyme with banana.. i stink at rhyming poems..

17th June 2013

Chat reblogged from NashVegas Suburbia with 12,250 notes

  • Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
  • Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*

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17th June 2013

Post reblogged from laugh it out with 274,201 notes

The first time you saw porn on tumblr

laugh-addict:

“is this legal?!”

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Now its just like:

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17th June 2013

Photo reblogged from Kingfisher, sound the alarm with 35,543 notes

surejan:

you know he dead

surejan:

you know he dead

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17th June 2013

Chat reblogged from laugh it out with 50,046 notes

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

Source: windwaker

17th June 2013

Video reblogged from Kingfisher, sound the alarm with 92 notes

drakensberg:

How to treat an old dog

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17th June 2013

Post reblogged from The Hilarious Blog with 71,677 notes

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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17th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from PunkMonkSteven with 243,423 notes

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

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17th June 2013

Post reblogged from Southern Girls Do It Better with 9,746 notes

oknope:

my mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food

Source: oknope

17th June 2013

Photo reblogged from Southern Girls Do It Better with 40,463 notes

sheercalculatedsilliness:

sheercalculatedsilliness:

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17th June 2013

Post reblogged from Southern Girls Do It Better with 42,037 notes

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

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